Tuesday, Jun 19   ( 2256, )

andy-the-anon:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

milomeepit:

just-a-random-word:

milomeepit:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

“I can’t open anything, I’m too gay”

— Me, an incompetent gay tryna open a pickle jar 

Hit the lid against the edge of a table or countertop

????? damaging the table??????

Just like tap it 😂 you’re not swinging it like a sledgehammer

YOU WANT ME TO YEET THE PICKLE JAR????

DO NOT YEET THE PICKLE JAR

Tuesday, Jun 19   ( 21730, )
Friday, Jun 15   ( 148113, )
J
jaredandjensendaily:
“Not only was Jensen reassuring Jared in this picture, but he was also letting the world know.
This picture is everything..
Xoxo
- K
”
Saturday, May 19   ( 577, )

eemersonm:

me: you know women are allowed to not like men back

television writers:

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Wednesday, May 02   ( 136557, )
Wednesday, May 02   ( 1616, )

pure:

pure:

Yeah it’s cool to pretend you hate this site despite logging in via oxygen mask every day like a coward but I’m gonna miss this site when it tanks. Never have I interacted with a piece of media that is this entertaining and outrageous. It’s historical.

Tumblr’s polarity is truly only outmatched by Twitter to me. There are amazing and creative people here and then there are demons and scoundrels and the insane amount of micro-societies created by both would make any sociologist have a field day. You are always two degrees of separation away from mind-blowing confusion if you click any link on your dashboard. The constant stimulation…is terrifying.

Wednesday, May 02   ( 88835, )

1derspark:

Fanfiction is just the best isn’t it? You can go read a 5k little dribble about your otp having a morning cuddle with a side of pancakes, and then go to a 100k full fucking space epic au that someone just wrote cause they wanted to. We have heartwretching fics, coffee shop au’s, westerns, modern fantasies, arranged marriages, medieval stories, I’m so grateful to fanfic writers for giving us stories (some better than published books) about our favorite characters to read on the daily for free.

Thank you <3

Wednesday, May 02   ( 70285, )

ciatri:

3fluffies:

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

Wednesday, May 02   ( 1780720, )